Strange I thought to myself that this woman was still fidgeting around all this time and once in awhile looking around with a guilty look on her face. Once I was done with 9 different scripts for Mr. Booth I decided to walk down to aisle 4.
Usually after someone has shoplifted we find empty packaging on shelves. What I found was definately not that!
Good grief! There on the floor was human poop. Not just one but 4 neatly piled poops. Unbelievable. How on earth had she managed to do this without removing her clothes still has me stunned.
Shaking my head in disbelief I paged for the stock clerk to clean up in Aisle 4.
A really nice guy,newly hired and first job came eagerly out of the stock room with his mop and bucket totally not expecting this neat parcel on the floor. He stared at me as if to question if I had had an accident!!
"Does this happen a lot?"
I started to laugh so hard. "I've never seen it happen before", I answered.
As I was laughing a man came running down the aisle from another store in the mall to warn us that a lady was going around pooping in stores. He looked down and realized he was too late!
Okay, really now.. how many times can someone poop on demand, and why??? why on a floor in a store? Why?
So you think you've had a shitty day?
This has a whole new meaning to that expression.
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