We do not have a public restroom. There are restaurants on either side of us that will let you use theirs as well as a medical center near by.
We used to let people use the toilet but here's what happens...
You see a staff locker open, you take out the wallet, scurry into the toilet, take out the money and flush the wallet down the toilet. Why??
Would you flush a wallet in your own toilet? Do you know the mess it makes and the cost of a plumber to fix this problem? Now the staff can't go to the bathroom for the rest of the day. And someone has been robbed. Stop it!
You read the sign on the back of the toilet that says, Please Don't Flush Paper Towels or Sanitary Napkins ... but yet, you challenge it and do.
You decide it's more interesting to make your deposit beside the bowl on the floor or on the seat.
You smear the walls with your bodily deposits.
You leave the sink running.
You still merchandise and leave the empty packaging in the bathroom and seem to get away with it.
You don't return the key and we think after a few hours there may be a dead body in the bathroom and dread being the one to go in and check.
I don't like cleaning up after you. No one does.
We sell depends in Aisle 4.
No, we don't have a public bathroom ANYMORE!
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