As I pick up the receiver and start to punch in the numbers I hear what this customer is babbling about and quickly drop the receiver back in the cradle.
"My Landlord is watching me", she shouts. "He's got a camera in the toilet bowl and is watching every 'move' I make".
Good grief. I look over at the calendar on the wall to see if it's a circled date. Circled dates are my way of marking the full moon. Crap! Another two weeks away !
I spend a good 15 minutes reassuring her that I've had my secret service men remove the camera and she's clear to go home now.
She buys it and leaves.
I watch her get into her car and drive away. Another one, driving on the roads in total fits of paranoia. This scares me!
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